Top Ten Reasons To Masturbate:
- Tired (before you go to sleep-it can really knock you out)
- You finally have some alone time
- Relieve cramps (girls only, obviously....unless you....ok, nevermind)
- Some one else is doing it for you
- Good workout
- It's a 'hobby'
- You are doing laundry anyway (Oh! Get it? Do ya?)
Got any more?