Ah, the hazards of masturbation:

Because This Blog Has Gotten Way Too Serious:

Top Ten Reasons To Masturbate:

1. Horny
2. Stressed
3. Bored
4. Tired (before you go to sleep-it can really knock you out)
5. You finally have some alone time
6. Relieve cramps (girls only, obviously....unless you....ok, nevermind)
7. Some one else is doing it for you
8. Good workout
9. It's a 'hobby'
10. You are doing laundry anyway (Oh! Get it? Do ya?)
    

Got any more?



Lauren