Excuse me for the absence. I've been busy cranking out term papers.
I'm glad to see that we agree on a starting preposition: that we are looking out for the good of society.
Let's start by talking about a myth: that regulating handguns has anything to do with the constitution.
Now, I'll be the first to agree that we need an armed civilian populace. We, as a nation, would be much more secure if we could protect ourselves, in the case of an overly repressive government, with assault rifles, sniper rifles, and Rocket Propelled Grenades.
I fully support your right to keep whatever combat gear you want stored away in your house. In the unlikely but very real chance that it will ever be useful, I wouldn't want you without it.
However, the right to keep and bare arms is very plainly intended to allow the people to maintain some semblance of a free state. It's in the very wording of the second amendment. Our founding fathers never intended for people to walk around with loaded 1911s stuck up their jackets.
Let's talk about another myth: the regulation of concealed carry is strict enough to bar any immature, crazy, or mentally unstable people from the right to carry a gun around.
A friend of mine was standing in a Taco Bell parking lot smoking with a drug dealer who was sitting there with his friends. The drug dealer pulls out a derringer and shows it to everyone, who is clearly impressed. When my friend tells him that he probably shouldn't be carrying that on him, he replies that it's cool, because he has a Concealed Carry permit.
Now, you're probably thinking, "Hey, that's just an unconfirmed anecdote! That doesn't mean that a damn thing!"
And you're right.
So I present to you the story of Zachary Ourada. Zachary was 26. He had a Concealed Carry permit, and he was drinking in a bar with some friends. He was pretty wasted, and, being a drunken young chav, he started bragging about his Concealed Carry permit, waving it around like a badge, and harassing women. A bouncer asked him to leave, and his friends drove him home. Shortly after, he returned with a handgun, shot the bouncer in the back four times, and then attempted to flee the scene of the crime by jumping in the Mississippi River and swimming away. Needless to say, his clever escape did not work. When the police dragged him out of the river, he exclaimed, "I didn’t do nothin’ wrong, man! I got a permit to carry that bitch!"
Now, the thing about Zachary is, he wasn't a first time offender. He had lost his driver's license for a number of driving offenses, including drunk driving violations. According to a Bureau of Criminal Apprehensions (BCA) report, people have been issued Concealed Carry permits who have been convicted of domestic assaults and firearms violations.
Okay, so how do we fix CCW? Deny more people?
The problem is, if I'm psycho, and don't have a record, I'm probably going to be issued a permit. There's no way of knowing if somebody has a temper that will flare up and cause them to draw on you. Especially if you're a sanctimonious asshole like I am!
Just the other day, for example, I had a crazy man threaten to hit me and pray for my demise to his god for about 15 minutes. As far as I know, that man has no prior criminal convictions, and he still wants me dead.
Now, the argument is: you don't want criminals to be the only people possessing firearms, do you?
No. And I'm not saying most Concealed Carry permit holders are immature or nuts. Most of them aren't. But there are some people who are angry or crazy, and who wouldn't tote a pistol around if we didn't let them. Those people don't usually have a reason to carry a handgun around, especially secretly, besides "self defense". When we let anyone who doesn't have a criminal record and who can shoot straight carry a secret gun around, we're only asking for trouble.
So here's my proposition for fixing CCW: you want to carry a secret handgun, great. You need three things:
1. A reason. Have a dangerous job where you have to deal with shady people (landlord, private detective, etcetera)? Maybe you walk home at night? Great. You can carry a handgun while you're doing whatever it is you do. Just want one to shoot people if they mess with you? No.
2. A mental evaluation. You pay for a full mental evaluation, and if you're deemed fit, great. Any anger problems or messianic complexes? No carrying guns for you.
3. Proper training. This seems to be the only thing CCW's got going for it. People with Concealed Carry permits are generally pretty safe about their guns.
What about keeping us safe at school? That's the main concern here, isn't it? Well, let's just get more security, train 'em, and let 'em keep Glock 23s in their offices. It'd be a little bit more expensive, sure, but I'd readily pay a few bucks extra every semester to have a safer campus.
So, Frank, that's my proposal for a more ideal system. I'd love to hear your take on it.
-Ryan Culbertson-Faegre
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