Teh Juggernauts: Reserve A Spot In Heaven!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Reserve A Spot In Heaven!

Sick and tired of going to church every Sunday?
Feel like you just aren't praying enough?
Worried about eternal damnation?

Well, worry no more! Reserve your spot in Heaven, today!

If not...there's always somewhere else to reserve space...

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Anonymous said...: Hey guys,
I know this has nothing to do with the post, but I just found something which any of you who worked in a lab, or took a laboratory science for that matter, might find funny. Advertising jingles - for pipettes and PCR machines:

Pipettes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0s0Y3-BCaw

PCR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5yPkxCLads

Enjoy!
-R; July 22, 2008 at 6:31 PM

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About Teh Blog

This blog exists because ideas have the power to change the world. All the contributors to this journal (a congregation of dedicated nerds) share an overwhelming appreciation for logic, reason, science, and using these things to try and make the world a better place.

The name "Teh Juggernauts" comes from the original group who decided to marry their efforts together in Fall of '07 at Missouri State University. It is what we jokingly (or in stark seriousness, you decide) called ourselves after making the news or after successfully defending our ideas.

Some of the entries here will consist of us just being silly, but many of them will contain the fruits of our research and/or the logical justification for why we believe the things we do. Ideas are not owned by anybody and, as such, you may feel free to use anything you read here - though if you'd link to us in some form or fashion in exchange, that would be excellent.

Enjoy.

Who Are Teh Juggernauts?

Ryan:

Ryan is the angry one. He argues as eloquently as he is able until he gets frustrated with people ignoring his logic and changing the subject; then he whips it out and blatantly mocks mo'fuggas. One time, Ryan beat up a velociraptor.

Amber:

Amber is the researcher. She will tell you why you are wrong and back it up with citations. She is grueling away in a doctoral program in Experimental Psychology at University of Arkansas. Her soft spot for reason and logic has led to a intelligence paraphilia . Her other hobbies include talking about sex and dumpster diving.

JT:

If the question concerns science or the rejection of god, JT will likely be unable to resist weighing in. JT co-founded the MSU Chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which he lead for a year. He also started the MSU Atheist Alliance. JT has had letters and guest columns published in several newspapers, including the Standard and the Arkansas Democrat Gazette. In the Fall of 2007, JT was a panelist for the MSU Open Forum on Faith.

Lauren:

Lauren is the resident badass of the group. She is responsible for making the others part of the most kickass shenanigans her retardedly awesome mind can come up with. An art major at MSU, she spends most of her time making pretty pretty FSM inspired pictures to get people talking about religion and life in general. Additionally, she has been classically trained to rock your fuckin' socks off. Give 'em a taste, LA.

Carly:

Carly is the sweet one. She videoblogs and composes music. Despite her tendency to care less about working on her debating skills than the rest of the group, Carly does feel very strongly about many of the issues that this blog intends to address. She acts as a visual record keeper for the numerous actions of the group, which are posted in video form at RobotSushi Publishing. She also produces the online sex show Beautiful Flower and Penis, which features the other members of the gang. She was there the day Ryan beat up that velociraptor.

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Reserve A Spot In Heaven!

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