Showing posts with label McCain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McCain. Show all posts

Thursday, June 19, 2008

McCain visits Springfield.

[Saturday]

4:00pm - Hear a rumor that McCain is coming to Springfield on Wednesday. Make a mental note that it sounds worthy of attention. Promptly toss it on the backburner, and focus on more interesting things... like shiny objects.

[Tuesday Evening]





7:00 pm - Realize that "Wednesday" is in 12 hours. Begin calling everyone in your phone, using phrases like "We are all getting together...", even if "we" means... the three of us. Sound confident. Send out a couple of Facebook messages to relevant groups.



8:30 pm - Go to Walmart, buy posterboard, markers, and Diet Coke.

10:30 pm - Begin making signs. Use an old sheet to make the banner. Toss around a lot of really crude tactless ideas, and then use only the press-friendly slogans.




12:30 pm - Pass out.

[Wednesday Morning]

9:30 am - Get a call from a friend saying that the crowds are arriving. Throw the signs in the car, grab sunscreen and a few bandannas, and roll out.

10:00 am - Arrive at the campus. Meet up with friends, and discuss the best strategy to increase visibility. Discuss where our protest can be, without violating Missouri State policy.

10:15 am - Set up signs. Watch the Secret Service watching us.





12:00 pm - As the reinforcements begin rolling in, smile big at all the McCaininites wandering mindlessly into the building. While they will occasionally shake their head, they never really want to discuss or debate their beliefs.











Our fears that the signs will not be used diminish. Soon a second run for poster board is required. More signs are made, and I begin seeing my signs in the hands of random smiling faces. Success!!







Until 4:00 we just chill, holding our signs and swatting down the AWFUL attempts at logical debate we have tossed our direction.




4:00 pm - Go home. Sit down. Eat. Sleep.

Overall, I think the event was a success. The protesters, our group and a group that spoke out inside the Plaster Student Union, were covered on the news and in the Springfield News-Leader. Not bad, considering that it was tossed together in one evening, between a game of Scrabble and walking the dog.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

More praise for Obama.

Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer, recently mentioned that McCain is a real fan of ABBA. It is a shame that his tax plan ignored their message of the capitalist hopes and dreams imposed on the lower classes.

This video is a clip of a CNN show on the tax breaks/increases of Obama and McCain.

Obama is seeming cooler and cooler. As in... snazzy.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Ellen stomps McCain

Watch John McCain get bent over and raped by Ellen. WoOt!

This is beautiful.

John McCain can not be allowed into office. It cannot happen. He is a bigoted old man who is still clinging to the racist prejudiced homophobic bullshit of the previous generation.

Watch... and **Smile**...



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Here is the bad news...

The other options aren't super great. I am partial to Obama, and I understand that he has to remain electable to the general populous. Still, his stance on Gay Marriage makes me want to cry.

Here is Hillary's...



And here is Obama's...